Showing posts with label string vests. Show all posts
Showing posts with label string vests. Show all posts

Saturday, 24 April 2010

Ginger in denial

Summer is here. Happy days. Well it was a happy day. Now the sun is setting on the most glorious April evening, I have discovered my day of heavenly park lounging has given me SUN BURN. It’s April for fuck sake, who gets sunburned in April?

I know who, it’s the ginger in denial. I like to think of myself as relatively olive skinned for a red head. This is because I do not have the porcelain, Lily Cole a-like skin of the classic red head. This makes me complacent in the sun. I look back on holiday tans and think, pah, sun, I have gone brown before, despite your best efforts, I can do it again. I laugh in the face of your rays. UV don’t scare me.

I forget that previous tans have come from carefully monitored sunbathing and full body applications of sun cream, once every 5 minutes. Sometimes helped along with some Dove’s Summer Glow (it’s not cheating when it’s 90% moisturiser, right?).

So, of course, my smug, laissez-faire attitude earns me instant and unattractive blotchy red marks on my shoulder, face and chest. Thank the Lord I wasn’t wearing a string vest.


Sun, why do you refuse to be my friend?